Order of the Hexagon

A community of people dedicated to worship of the Hexagon as the best shape in the universe. In the Order of the Hexagon we pray to and give our utmost respect to the Hexagon, not as a deity, but as the best shape in the universe.

We have a uniform and code to which all members should conform, it is of the following:

Our Uniform:

The uniform is a white robe (any choir robe will do), and a golden chain with a Hexagon on it. Head Bishops and The Head Bishop will wear a golden Hexagon mask and a BLACK cloak.. (The gold does not have to be real gold, shhhhh).

The Order of the Clergy

The order of the clergy goes as follows from bottom to top: Followers, Priests, Bishops, Head Bishops, The Head Bishop.

Followers only obligations are to follow the code. Priests are followers that have shown execptional dedication to the Hexagon and the order. Priests may lead followers in worship much like a church service. Priests will preach the Holy Text of the Order of the Hexagon. Bishops are a level up from Priests and have shown great progress and extreme dedication to the Hexagon and the Order. Bishops may also lead Followers in worship and may be assisted by Priests. Head Bishops are highest level besides The Head Bishop, Head Bishops have been in the Order for a while and all that time have shown unwavering loyalty and dedication to the Hexagon and the Order. Head Bishops rarely lead worship and act mainly as assistants to The Head Bishop and givers of advice to all the levels below. The Head Bishop is the one individual at the top of the levels, the most dedicated, most devout member of the order. There is only one The Head Bishop and succesors will be appointed by the current The Head Bishop. The Head Bishop is refered to THE Head Bishop to distinguish between Head Bishops and The Head Bishop. Each level will follow the levels above and attend to their requests within the Order of the Hexagon and within reason (Ex. Asking to assist in leading worship if they have time is fine, making them get a glass of water is not). Followers may enter the Order of the Hexagon at any time if they are willing to follow the code to the full extent. Followers may be appointed to the next highest level by any level higher than them, or, may be appointed to the next highest level by themselves when they consider themselves worthy. This is true through all the levels exept for Head Bishops appointing each other or themselves to the position of The Head Bishop.

The Code:

Before joining, thou must read the entirety of the code and accept it.

Thou shall show the hexagon the utmost respect at all times.

Thou shall refer to the highest ranking priest in the Order of the Hexagon as THE Head Bishop, any other Head Bishop shall be referred to as A Head Bishop.

Thou shall show priests/bishops of a higher ranking in the Order of the Hexagon the utmost respect when in uniform and when in their presence.

Thou shall try to create an official uniform soon after joining the order.

Thou shall wear the uniform with the utmost respect.

Thou shall always act mysterious and respectful when wearing the uniform.

Thou shall always wear the uniform in its entirety with no piece missing. An exception can be made if you have to use the robe for other purposes including, but not limited to, choir singing. Only Head Bishops can wear the gold chain without any other part of the uniform.

Thou shall always wear the uniform while in the act of worshiping the Hexagon if possible.

Thou shall pray to the Hexagon once a day.

Thou shall pray to the Hexagon as follows: On your knees, back tilted forward, hands spread out before you on the ground, in front of any Hexagonal shape (preferably your gold Hexagon chain). You must say, “Oh mighty Hexagon, thou blesses me with thou‘s presence, Hail thy Hexagon.” repeat this five times. If you have done something to wrong the Hexagon (like skipping your prayers) touch your head to the ground when praying.

Thou shall always capitalize the word Hexagon when writing or typing.

Thou must believe that the Hexagon is the most superior shape in the entirety of the universe.

Thou shall stand by the Hexagon throughout the entirety of thou’s life.

Thou shall stand by the Hexagon in the case of any argument in which it is argued Hexagons to not be the superior shape.

Thou shall be respectful when arguing on behalf of the Hexagon.

Thou shall end conversations or statements with other members of the Order of the Hexagon when in uniform by saying, “Hail the Hexagon”.

Thou does NOT have to attend any official meetings of the Order of the Hexagon.